The Consultant

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the
side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a
halt.
The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes,
Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin
tie gets out and asks the shepherd, "If I can tell you how many
sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large
flock of grazing sheep and replies, "Okay."
The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax,
enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a
database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot
tables. He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-
printer, turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586
sheep."
The shepherd cheers, "That's correct, you can have your sheep."
The young man takes an animal and puts it in the back of his Porsche.
The shepherd looks at him and asks, "If I guess your profession, will
you return my animal to me?"
The young man answers. "Yes, why not"?
The shepherd says, "You are a Consultant."
"How did you know?" asks the young man.
"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "Firstly, you came here without
being wanted. Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I
already knew. Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my
business..."
".....Now can I have my dog back?"

Beauty of Maths!

Absolutely amazing!

Beauty of Maths!
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888

Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:

1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321



Now, take a look at this...


101%



>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:



What Equals 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to
GIVE OVER 100%.

How about ACHIEVING 101%?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


If:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



THEN, look how far the love of God will take you:



L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will
get you there, It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

It's up to you if you share this with your friends & loved ones just
the way I did.

Have a nice day & God bless !

Why wouldn't they give away printers with computers...

Look at these stats, we are getting ripped off man -


Diesel (regular) in Mumbai : Rs.36.08 per litre

Petrol (speed) in Mumbai : Rs.52 per litre

Coca Cola 330 ml can : Rs.20 = Rs.61 per litre

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per litre

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can : Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per litre

Rs. 600 for a litre of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per litre



And this is the REAL KICKER...



HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90476 per litre!!!


Why wouldn't they give away printers with computers... .........

joke...

There was this young man, unaccomplished, but born to a rich father.
He is wandering in life, when one day the doctor tells him that his
father is going to die.........

He wishes to marry so that he can enjoy the company of a beautiful
woman and his father's wealth...... ..

He is looking around when he spots a most naturally beutiful woman.
He approaches her one day and aks her out for a cup of coffee. During
their interaction he pours his heart out, admits his failings, his
desire to marry her and tells her, even though I am not successful,
my father is going to die soon and leave me a 100mn

A week later his father calls him to introduce his soon to be step
mother.

Women are so much better at estate planning, aren't they ??

Life Lessons of my friend...

1. i have learnt one big thing..which side of the bread to butter and which side to toast!

2. U need to be streetsmart in life to survive..

3. If u have messed up ur life, u need to fix it. God will do his bit but u need to do majority of it.

4. All the trash u learnt in classrooms is of no use in real life...not all, 95% of it

5. Yes, brand value speaks volume and easy entry in professional life (next time we need to tell our professors to stop comparing to IIMs and other ones)

6. We all are bunch of hypocrates

7. The world is full of Sambars, Mallus and Golties...u can escape death but not these 3...

8. Money is relative thing...

9. Mind, super mind, over mind...minds. ..i don't have one!

10. Females species is the most beautiful that God has created...Wish i had few in MFM

11. Porn is actually good for you

12. Names are many...form is one

13. Life is a compromise, accept it

edra vandiya...

Letter to Bill Gates

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your
notice.

1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checkedwith hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problemin keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password*****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We requestyou to check this.


4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run 'has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", sothat we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home tocollect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoftsentence', so when u will provide that?


Best regards,Banta Singh

livestrong...

 

Compare Me Over Time...

 

Keys in Computer Key board not working

In case your keyboard or some keys stop working, Microsoft provides you with an alternative way to type in using the mouse. To work this tool, go to

> Start Menu -- Select Run -- Type OSK -- Press OK

Then u can see the Keyboard

Songs on 3 Notes by Ilayaraja

Mouna Ragam Background Music in Piano

See the music piece on the actual movie...

Old and nice tamil mp3

http://www.sukravathanee.org/forum/viewforum.php?f=165

i find this site having good songs...Also they are sgared on mediafire that allows one to download fast and easy....

Blogswara

Blogswara is an internet music community created by and for amateur musicians. This community acts as a common platform for these amateur musicians to showcase their talent before the world by producing music and share it over the internet. They also have a website with the name BlogSwara (http://www.blogswara.in/). It is also a free-music movement where visitors/listeners can download the mp3 files of the fresh and original songs. There are 63 people involved with BlogSwara to the date and the community is still growing.

Sujatha Dies....

Tribute to Sujatha:
Manushyaputhiran: http://www.desikan.com/blogcms/?item=211
Jeyamohan: http://www.desikan.com/blogcms/?item=210
S. Ramakrishnan: http://www.desikan.com/blogcms/?item=208
Kasthurirangan (Kanaiyazhi): http://www.desikan.com/blogcms/?item=207
Raa. Murugan: http://www.desikan.com/blogcms/?item=206 (Sujatha was
appreciative of Raa. Murugan's writings)
Raa. Ki. Rangarajan: http://www.desikan.com/blogcms/?item=205
Kamal: http://www.indiaglitz.com/channels/tamil/article/36903.html